Things
Conceived by a lunatic, hatched within a human womb...
Synopsis
An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.
Genre: Horror
Status: Released
Director: Andrew Jordan
Website: http://www.things1989.com/
Main Cast
Amber Lynn
Reporter
Barry J. Gillis
Don Drake
Bruce Roach
Fred Horton
Doug Bunston
Doug Drake
Jan W. Pachul
Dr. Lucas
Patricia Sadler
Susan Drake
User Reviews
Tourma
## What. Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable. The blurb makes it sound like a cheap *Evil Dead* knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this movie. Amber's half-assing it, though she does have a whole ass to give for better productions. There is video proof of that at least.
